Poetry for Neanderthals

Poetry for Neanderthals is a competitive, laugh-filled party game where players take turns acting as “Neanderthal Poets,” giving clues to their teammates using only single-syllable words. With a list of words or phrases on their Poetry Card, the Poet must think fast and speak simply—turning even basic ideas into funny, caveman-style explanations. A moment of carelessness, like saying a two-syllable word, earns a penalty and a bop from the iconic NO! Stick.

The excitement builds as each team races against the 90-second timer to score as many points as possible by deciphering these creatively primitive clues. Easy to learn and endlessly entertaining, Poetry for Neanderthals turns every round into a goofy challenge of wit, teamwork, and quick thinking. The team with the highest score wins, proving they are the most eloquent Neanderthals of all.

Ages: 7 and Up

Players: 2-12

Play Time: 15 minutes

CONTENTS:

• 220 cards
• 1 inflatable NO! Stick
• 1 sand timer
• 2 point slates

HOW TO PLAY